Dear, dear, dearest Rootiepies!
I’ve got some groovy stuff here for you. More en route.
Why? ‘Cause I diiiiiiggg you guys so much!
And I thought this would be a cool way t’let you know

Your constant, everlasting, perpetual, unlimited, ceaseless supply of Root Karbunkulus bookmarks! Download ‘em, print ‘em up and save ‘em for when I come to your school or library so I can sign them instead of your shoe or forehead.
(click here for printing instructions)
Your epic, technicolor, cool-amundo Root Karbunkulus poster! Print it up in that fancy poster-y type paper, tack it to your wall, stick it in your locker or use it as your ipod wallpaper. And don’t forget to bring it when I come visit your school.
And here’s your Mega-Treat, my friendlies! You can totally skip the waiting list at the library and…wait for it…yes, it’s true…you can have me in your very own living room or classroom or even on your way to soccer on the ol’ ipod…reading the entire Questory of Root Karbunkulus in chapter-bites for your fun, frolic and festivity!  All y’gotta do is Subscribe to KreatifyTV (It’s free!) and you’ll get dibs on each reading when it goes live! Dig it, dig it, diggin’ it.